Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

Every parent’s dream or nightmare?

Milo: “Morris was born on the Coast, so he’s a Coast kid.”

Me: “That’s right.”

Milo: “And I was born in Vancouver, so I’m half coast kid, half city kid.”

Me: “Yep. One day you’ll probably go to university and be a city kid. Then maybe you’ll go traveling and be an all-around-the-world kid. Then maybe you’ll probably get a job and be a coast kid or a city kid.”

Milo: “When I grow up, I want to get a job on the Coast.”

Me: So you can be with us?”

Milo nods.

Me: “That’s so sweet!”

Milo: “But I’ll need the car all the time.”

I wonder where they get it from

Milo: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Milo: “Eye.”
Me: “Eye who?”
Milo: “Eye’ll be back in the eye socket later. A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Milo: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Milo: “Seal.”
Me: “Seal who?”
Milo: “Seal later alligator! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Morris: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Morris: “Seal.”
Me: “Seal who?”
Morris: “Seal phlllllbbbbt!!!! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Rob: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Rob: “Interrupting zombie.”
Me: “Interr–”
Rob: “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Everyone’s definition of paradise is different, I suppose

Milo: “Where’s heaven?”

Me: “That’s a good question. No one knows for sure… maybe it’s in our hearts, or maybe it’s all around us right now and we’re just not able to see it.”

Rob: “Yeah… that’s a question no one can answer for sure. Heaven is just a place we imagine where people are always really happy.”

Milo: “So is there a guy there who smashes heads?”

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